April 2013
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My Hiatus
Hello guys.
I’ll be taking an very extended hiatus from tumblr. I’ll keep the blog open in case you want to reference something, but there won’t be new posts in the foreseeable future. No Ask box either, but email me at daphnebeauty@gmail.com.
I still plan on writing, just no more blogging.
Lots of love, Elle
Anonymous asked: very lonely emu? haha, awesome!
Anonymous asked: emu as in the aussie bird? haha
Anonymous asked: You need stop wanting to be (or pretending you are like) Beckett/Stana. It is annoying in little girls, but you're a grown woman and the whole act of 'oh, I listen to the same music', 'oh, I wear the same make up', 'oh, I do this or that that is "coincidentally" exactly the same as her', is not believable and frankly, a little sad. You have your own...
GUYS, GUESS WHAT.
allusiontoanillusion:
I can vote now.
And sign my rights away without parental consent.
And go out and get my entire face pierced.
Because I’m a legal adult as of today.
So watch out, world, because I’m gonna be cooped up in my room writing porn for Elle comin’ for you!
I still do not see any porn. Where are my M fics. Come on, go put that brand new 18 year old imagination to use and...
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kaylacoan:
tobeymacguire:
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
THIS.
tenebrisedwardandeoc:
cryonetics:
snorlaxatives:
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
I literally started bleeding from my nose laughing about this
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“Each actor has a different way of working. Some are at their best the more time...”
– Max Brooks on how Nathan prepared for his role for the audio book of World War Z
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Anonymous asked: Those people who described Emily Owens MD to you, clearly wanted to sell the show to you, because Emily is NOTHING like Beckett. At all. I can see a bit of Jess from New Girl in that she's somewhat naive and essentially a good person, but that's basically it.
It all starts and ends with Detective Kate... →
commovente:
While in graduate school at the University of Houston, I supplemented my income by working as a writer in residence for Writers in the Schools (WITS). I was with WITS for three years, during which I visited third, fourth, and fifth grade classrooms, and worked with groups of…
Am I the only person that actually ADORES castle...
youronewritergirl:
youronwritergirl:
caskettashes:
dancingontiptoes:
Because all I see is complaining?? I think they’re doing an amazing job with this season and I just love it…
you are not alone!
We’re backing you up!
It’s my favorite season so far! I’ve loved every episode!
Anonymous asked: Had to start another ask! Haha. :) Also, I think secretly everyone has those guilty pleasures (how could you not!!) Have you seen Emily Owens M.D? I imagine you being quite similar to her - only less neurotic and with less boy troubles..? - You being a super-smart-doctor-who-kicks-ass kindof way? Also came here for Apples and Cherries (FAV CASTLE FF!!) and stayed for everything else! - Paramedic...
Anonymous asked: I'M FANTASTIC! How are you? That seems like alot of subjects! So much information that you have to know!! So, what year are you in? In my course we also have a clinical placement course but from 1st year! We have to know basic emergency life support (and be able to do it on a real patient) and basically how to keep them alive until the hospital (airway manouvers, cpr, immobilization of...
Anonymous asked: I love your notes! They're so funny :) Thank you for being you :D
meaning to type ‘yeah’ and accidentally putting...
manuxinhace:
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Castle and Ratings
For the record, unless you’ve been chosen (and you’ll know if you have because you fill out a diary OR a company installs a program in your cable box w/ permission) **YOUR TELEVISION WATCHING ACTIVITIES DO NOT AFFECT RATINGS**. Ratings are calculated from a statistical algorithm based on a sample selection of televisions. Not every television in America. That would be crazy.
But for sure, you...
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clumsyoctopus:
my ad for beauty products
girls putting makeup on like warpaint and kicking people in the face
old ladies wearing eyeshadow and getting flocked by hunks who carry them away and crown them queens of their own country
girls putting on makeup and then just sitting and eating doritos in front of the computer all day because fuck it that shits for you
ANYTHING IS BETTER THAN...
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FanficwriterGHC: ABC is making a respectful... →
fanficwriterghc:
ABC is making a respectful decision in postponing “Still” for a week, and replacing it with 5x22.
For those people I’ve seen complaining about this readjustment, and arguing that television shouldn’t cater to current events, I’d like to remind you that There is a long past precedent for paying…
confuzzeldmind:
brashblacknonbeliever:
All residents of West, TX are being advised to leave town immediately.
This has been on non-stop on news channels since it happened
If you are in West Texas, evacuate immediately the residual chemicals are EXTREMELY dangerous.
AVOID I-35 ! They have requested that it be used for Emergency vehicles only at this time.
Take only the essentials,...
